Since we're telling wish jokes....?

guy walks into a bar with a tiny little man sitting on his shoulder. he belly's up and orders a beer. the bartender pours him one, puts it on the counter in front of the guy, and before the guy can reach for it, the little man jumps off his shoulder onto the counter and knocks the beer over, spilling it on the counter. the guy sighs and orders another beer. bartender brings it to him, puts it down and same deal. little man jumps off guy's shoulder, knocks the beer over, and jumps back on the guy's shoulder. guy orders another beer. bartender asks: say buddy, what's the deal? guy answers: well, i was walking along the street and i found this lamp. i picked it up, rubbed it, and a genie came out and told me i had three wishes. so first i wished for a million bucks. and? the bartender asks. sittin in a suitcase in the ferrari parked outside. what was your second wish? bartender asks. she's sittin in the penger seat of the ferrari, waitin for me. the bartender puts another beer down,